Thursday, September 19, 2002
I was just upstairs in the bathroom exploding every possible blackhead on my face. The amount of squiggling that happened was damn near sickening. Also, the entire lower half of my face is bright red from pinching and squeezing. I am trying my best to hide my mouth in my shirt. Yikes.
But listen! I had to do it. They were getting a little sick.
HAPPY SUKKOT to all my Jewish readers.
Okay, just to Ari. We are selling our Lulavs and Etrogs for the holiday. If you don't know what a Lulav and Etrog is, it is essentially a citron on a stick. It's pretty cute and if it weren't $35, I would buy one for my bedroom.
Who DOESN'T want a lemon on a stick?
I sure would.
if I were you.
Ate two wonderful hot dogs for lunch.
Continue to eat them as the day goes on.
Ok enough.
Can my journal NOT turn into only entries about flatulance, poop, farts, and acne? I mean seriously. What the fuck am I turning into?
Eh. A boy is a boy is a boy. Boys love to talk about poop.
At least the ones that I want to date do.
SIKE!
or
SICK!
Big restaurant opening this Saturday! Going to meet one of my fellow bloggers. How weird is that???!!! Pretty cool too. Very much looking forward to a night out on the town. I might even dress up and NOT wear my usual cut off shorts.
You know how I just LOVE my cut off shorts.
Faded blue with patches.
Hot.
Guess what? Today I went to the library.
Wait, there's more...
I love going to the library, cuz they have movies. And they let you rent the movies for a whole week for FREE!
So Rita and I go at least once a week, sometimes 3 times a week, and rent movies. FOR FREE!
This week we got "Godzilla" and "Down to You". Then today...we found "Harry Potter"! WHAT?!?!!
They have "HARRY POTTER" at the library?
ROCK!
I quickly snagged it. Some 5 year old boy wanted to rent it, but I slapped him in the mouth and took it before he could tell his mom. Please don't tell Rita that I slapped the little boy. She has issues with me hitting children.
Whatever.
So yesterday on the way home, Rita and I stumbled across this exercise bike from 1963. Some wasteful IDIOT put it out on their stoop to be picked up by the garbage men. I was mortified. I IMMEDIATELY picked up this rusted piece of smelly garbage and put it in Kelly's bedroom. I thought she would LOVE having a new piece of exercise equipment. Good for the legs.
She left a note on the kitchen table this morning saying how much she loved it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Does this mean I have to take it out of her room and put it back by the curb?
I'm too tired to do that part.
Kelly...just use it and love it.
Paul just called and was pretty fucking adorable.
Ah geez. Love that ghoulie a lot.
So I found out today that (MOST LIKELY) my brother will be able to come home from Germany on block leave from the ARMY. Well, we already knew that he would most likely be coming home, but he told me today that he is coming home on December 23rd! He will stay until January 5th! WOW!!! He is going to be home for Christmas!!! I couldn't believe it. I about shit myself. Cept I didn't cuz I have constipation still. But I boofed really loudly.
boofed = farted
Of course, there are reasons why this whole thing could fall through, but I am not comfortable getting into them on here.
Let's just keep our fingers crossed, our prayers strong, and our hopes high.
My brother might be coming home for CHRISTMAS!
Shit yeah.
Today after work Rita and I are going to this little gay pub in Queens called the "Albatross". Paul and I went there this weekend and discovered that they have a dart board, a pool table, and a mega-touch game! He and I played 8 dollars worth of games. It was the most fun and I am pretty excited to get out on the town and drink tonight for a bit.
Kelly has been working her ass off this week. Doubles upon doubles. She is starting a new restaurant. From what it sounds like...the word on the town is hinting at...this restaurant is going to be BIG! Lots of money to be made there, we think. And she might only have to work 3 or 4 nights. AMAZING! I really hope this all falls into place for her. She has been going non-stop, so it would be nice for her to have a bit of a break after the training is complete.
She will be joining Ari and I for the restaurant opening on Sat. So will Rita. Mariah has to work, but will meet us after 11pm for more drinks at local bars. Unfortunately, drinks we will have to pay for.
Ok...I think that is it for today. Almost 5pm and almost time to go home!!!!
BTW...I took my nicotine patch off this morning at 7am and I have yet to put it on.
Proud of me, eh?
I am going to put it on now though. I still have yet to drink beers and NOT die inside from wanting a smoke so badly.
We will see.
Alright...peace jigs!
But listen! I had to do it. They were getting a little sick.
HAPPY SUKKOT to all my Jewish readers.
Okay, just to Ari. We are selling our Lulavs and Etrogs for the holiday. If you don't know what a Lulav and Etrog is, it is essentially a citron on a stick. It's pretty cute and if it weren't $35, I would buy one for my bedroom.
Who DOESN'T want a lemon on a stick?
I sure would.
if I were you.
Ate two wonderful hot dogs for lunch.
Continue to eat them as the day goes on.
Ok enough.
Can my journal NOT turn into only entries about flatulance, poop, farts, and acne? I mean seriously. What the fuck am I turning into?
Eh. A boy is a boy is a boy. Boys love to talk about poop.
At least the ones that I want to date do.
SIKE!
or
SICK!
Big restaurant opening this Saturday! Going to meet one of my fellow bloggers. How weird is that???!!! Pretty cool too. Very much looking forward to a night out on the town. I might even dress up and NOT wear my usual cut off shorts.
You know how I just LOVE my cut off shorts.
Faded blue with patches.
Hot.
Guess what? Today I went to the library.
Wait, there's more...
I love going to the library, cuz they have movies. And they let you rent the movies for a whole week for FREE!
So Rita and I go at least once a week, sometimes 3 times a week, and rent movies. FOR FREE!
This week we got "Godzilla" and "Down to You". Then today...we found "Harry Potter"! WHAT?!?!!
They have "HARRY POTTER" at the library?
ROCK!
I quickly snagged it. Some 5 year old boy wanted to rent it, but I slapped him in the mouth and took it before he could tell his mom. Please don't tell Rita that I slapped the little boy. She has issues with me hitting children.
Whatever.
So yesterday on the way home, Rita and I stumbled across this exercise bike from 1963. Some wasteful IDIOT put it out on their stoop to be picked up by the garbage men. I was mortified. I IMMEDIATELY picked up this rusted piece of smelly garbage and put it in Kelly's bedroom. I thought she would LOVE having a new piece of exercise equipment. Good for the legs.
She left a note on the kitchen table this morning saying how much she loved it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Does this mean I have to take it out of her room and put it back by the curb?
I'm too tired to do that part.
Kelly...just use it and love it.
Paul just called and was pretty fucking adorable.
Ah geez. Love that ghoulie a lot.
So I found out today that (MOST LIKELY) my brother will be able to come home from Germany on block leave from the ARMY. Well, we already knew that he would most likely be coming home, but he told me today that he is coming home on December 23rd! He will stay until January 5th! WOW!!! He is going to be home for Christmas!!! I couldn't believe it. I about shit myself. Cept I didn't cuz I have constipation still. But I boofed really loudly.
boofed = farted
Of course, there are reasons why this whole thing could fall through, but I am not comfortable getting into them on here.
Let's just keep our fingers crossed, our prayers strong, and our hopes high.
My brother might be coming home for CHRISTMAS!
Shit yeah.
Today after work Rita and I are going to this little gay pub in Queens called the "Albatross". Paul and I went there this weekend and discovered that they have a dart board, a pool table, and a mega-touch game! He and I played 8 dollars worth of games. It was the most fun and I am pretty excited to get out on the town and drink tonight for a bit.
Kelly has been working her ass off this week. Doubles upon doubles. She is starting a new restaurant. From what it sounds like...the word on the town is hinting at...this restaurant is going to be BIG! Lots of money to be made there, we think. And she might only have to work 3 or 4 nights. AMAZING! I really hope this all falls into place for her. She has been going non-stop, so it would be nice for her to have a bit of a break after the training is complete.
She will be joining Ari and I for the restaurant opening on Sat. So will Rita. Mariah has to work, but will meet us after 11pm for more drinks at local bars. Unfortunately, drinks we will have to pay for.
Ok...I think that is it for today. Almost 5pm and almost time to go home!!!!
BTW...I took my nicotine patch off this morning at 7am and I have yet to put it on.
Proud of me, eh?
I am going to put it on now though. I still have yet to drink beers and NOT die inside from wanting a smoke so badly.
We will see.
Alright...peace jigs!
